Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Testing the ice on the cold frozen lake of human intolerance

I seem to be a magnet for members of both sexes at times and so I worked with this gay guy once, he wasn't the in your face political type but he'd test the ice from time to time with things like "gays have suffered throughout history" and "who'd want to be gay in this society?" Now you may not be stridently anti-gay yourself, you don't hate them but you don't understand it either let alone dig it, and so if you don't respond in a sufficiently pc way he starts to hear crackling and gurgling noises out there (GULP) and trots back to shore and doesn't bring the matter up with you again. Three days later though you see him heading out towards the middle of the frozen lake again in his dark blue snorkel suit with the eskimo hood and he has a new friend. He augurs a 6 inch hole as all ice-fishermen do and lowers his little worm, jigs the bait a few times and comes up with "everyone is latently gay" and even uses the very erudite word polymorphous perversity. Now this guy was far more sensitive than you to the plight of the Gay Male in Modern Society but he too gets the heebie-jeebies and gets the hell off the ice and the nice and polite gay man who wasn't bothering anyone is left stranded on the frigid and frozen reservoir of human indifference.People who masturbate your mind

1 comment:

  1. You have quite a way of using imagery to get your point across. You are a talented commentator!

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