Guy came in last night and talked about his wife who we used to work with and who being a heavy drinker has entered The Program and gone 109 days without a drop. The liquid in the bottle on the top shelf with the nice auburn color as the sun hits it, seems like it's a big Either/Or Proposition for alot of folks. Many people either overdrink it to excess or make the decision in Life to not have it at all. We have mystified it to the point where
Maybe worrying is bad for your health
Guy in White Plains is suing Bumble Bee tuna for mercury poisoning. He and his workout buddy were eating great amounts of tuna every day for two years and as any fishmonger knows the predator fish at the top of the food chain, fish like shark, swordfish and tuna have a mercury issue but this guy was on a freaky tuna diet to begin with. I'll grill a tuna steak maybe every three weeks or so, maybe and it's like I've made the decision to cut down on my soda intake but that doesn't mean I'll never have a Mountain Dew or a Dr. Pepper for the REST OF MY LIFE. I've often wondered when people like John Tesh go to meet the Lord whether He says to them "I see here that you didn't enjoy Life that much, we're gonna have to send you back" (The Devil in John Tesh) but it's like
The Idiot's Guide to Oral Sex
Just because Something exists does there have to be an Idiot's Guide about it? The Idiot's Guide to Anal Sports, The Idiot's Guide to Nipple Clamps, The Idiot's Guide to Sucking Your Big Toe. I want my Idiot Guides to be about cooking or taxes or changing the oil in your car, leave the esoterica to the fetish market. Is there an oral exam at the end although Advanced Oral is kind of intruiging -- OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Which at least has one positive, it shows our country is in trouble, deep trouble. Consider that just yesterday, Thursday October the 21st at a certain time of the day Eva Longoria was apparently the number one subject people were looking up, yes your fellow American. Now consider you have a very valuable block of computer time every day in between your two jobs and your food shopping and your laundry but you don't look up cancer or the war crimes trial of former African despot Charles Taylor or even the mercury content of tuna but EVA LONGORIA and not only this but to make it the #1 Yahoo Trend for that day enough like-minded Americans have to be searching for her AT THE EXACT SAME TIME and I have to say listening to my stupid music station in the morning and their stupid gabble I know more about her then I need to know, yeah I'm sure she knows how to grelm a cock and then the next day it's KIM KARDASHIAN whom if memory serves Vivid Entertainment made a household name and so you go to work and use a couple of big words and say you read a book and people think you're Einstein. Have to mention though that guy at work that came in talking with my still very pro-Obama co-worker and the guy goes I thought Obama was gonna change all this ("this" apparently being a very general term meaning Anything Negative in My Life, the Cosmos) and the other guy goes even he can't change everything at once, it takes time and I'm like when is this Messiah shit gonna end already? Now THAT one I really don't get!!!