We've all been brought up to believe that stereotypes are
a bad thing
and so we go through life and come across situations that seem to bear out their truth at least to a degree but we know this is
a bad thought
and so we put it out of our heads until you're a chef let's say and your new black co-worker comes in everyday and the first thing on her mind is "did you make the fried chicken yet?" and you say "I saved a piece for you" and then you're frying some chicken tenders just to give them some color before you shoot them in the oven but she's bothering you again and you say "they're still raw, just wait 10 or 15 minutes."
I've heard many chefs say that Jewish customers in restaurants kvetch all the time. Jackie Mason even jokes about this, they complain about EVERYTHING even the salt and pepper shakers. Now this ain't a prejudiced thing 'cause I hear even politically liberal chefs say the same thing or
Spanish guys and their libidos which never seems to take a holiday.
Gays never talk effeminate of course or have limp wrists,
feminists are all fun and games of course and just love men in between all the heavy politicking. Just don't follow them around or have your florist send them a bouquet.
It's just the weight of the evidence, know what I'm saying?
Howard University is itself fulfilling the very stereotype of black students who sit off by themselves in the cafeteria with the whites on the other side, schoolyard apartheid, and yet no conservative will touch the stuff. They'll talk about the recent debate there all they want but never do they scratch their heads and say
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you're stupid
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It's like this booty, feed your own stereotypes and then complain about them. It's a gay thing, you wouldn't understand.
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ReplyDeleteYo dawg, check it out. A-Rod's wife wears this t-shirt to Yankee Stadium the other day, F*** YOU in big bold letters so that thousands of kids can see it, fans complained but still security did nothing about it. Well, I guess that's just her bad but if a brother did that...
Stereotypes just don't come out of thin air or are figments of someone's imagination, they have to gain traction to become stereotypes and so if you have enough members of a certain ethnic group who behave or talk in a certain way, they don't even have to be a majority, by God you have yourselves a stereotype. The cat's out of the bag, the black folks like fried chicken, but remember when some golf announcer said if Tiger Woods were in charge of the meals on the tour they'd have chitlins and stuff? Predictable outcry.
ReplyDeleteThere's a #1 Rule at work these days and that is Don't Bump the Booty. Now I used to work with this black chick, had a little junk in the trunk know what I mean, and I swear she would deliberately stick her can out between her and the garbage pail right when you had to pass. Yo I'm dead-ass and then she'd make an issue of it, talkin' smack and sh*t. Moody-booty we used to call her.
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ReplyDeleteThere was that time not that long ago when Tiger first started going out with that Swedish woman and his game suffered. My bro said that's because every time he went to tee off he was thinking about last night when she was sitting on his face, it's like he couldn't compartmentalize the stuff and so it's old hat now and he's back on track, kind of like Mocha Chicks, a porno flick I once owned and then I got tired of it but put it away for 6 months and then it becomes fresh again. He's gonna find someone else though, some superfreak who likes to play watersports, know what I'm saying, and he'll find the mother of his kid boring and call her a ho.
ReplyDeletei believe that's known as smothering, i have this dvd at home "the best of smothering bitches, vol. 5", my mom found it and i said i was keeping it for a friend, i heard them talking later, something like we're raising a deviant, we should have aborted him. watersports, having the best of both worlds huh. the gay porn, i mean as norm mcdonald says what's the point? i have a friend and his father rented a tape not knowing it was all guys and after he started watching it he looked like he just ate a bad onion.
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