Life may be a tough row to hoe but enjoy the trip anyway or as that wise philosopher Yogi once said when you get to a fork in the road take it. Life is too short to be mean. Don't hate, participate. If you see Life as one big Gravy Train you ain't livin' right. I'm just a squirrel collecting my nuts.
Wednesday, May 23, 2007
Who will be the next poor mofo sent up sh*t's creek without a paddle?
Mel Gibson Michael Richards Isaiah Washington (almost up the creek if he does the right thing, if you know what I mean) Don Imus
we're due
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, is safe, and that includes our beloved Bob Newhart (careful Bob).
Britney, Lindsay and Rosie don't count and neither do those shock jocks Opie and Anthony. Shocking and offending people or otherwise ruining their lives is their stock in trade, I'm looking for celebs who are otherwise respectable and say or do something really wrong that gets them in deep doodoo, ok?
I don't care what you say, Newhart's gonna do something and his low-key charm won't get him out of it.
You know I had a dream recently about him. I had my usual brandy before bedtime and dreamt I was in this big corporate type building and was looking for a certain room and I opened up the wrong door and there he was, Newhart as an insurance salesman talking to some guy and he just looked up in his customary way and I said I'm sorry. It was a pleasant dream in a way.
Britney, Lindsay and Rosie don't count and neither do those shock jocks Opie and Anthony. Shocking and offending people or otherwise ruining their lives is their stock in trade, I'm looking for celebs who are otherwise respectable and say or do something really wrong that gets them in deep doodoo, ok?
ReplyDeleteI don't care what you say, Newhart's gonna do something and his low-key charm won't get him out of it.
I hope you are wrong about Bob Newhart. He is my hero, man. He let the world know that accountants CAN be funny.
ReplyDeleteI hope you didn't jinx him.
You know I had a dream recently about him. I had my usual brandy before bedtime and dreamt I was in this big corporate type building and was looking for a certain room and I opened up the wrong door and there he was, Newhart as an insurance salesman talking to some guy and he just looked up in his customary way and I said I'm sorry. It was a pleasant dream in a way.
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