Friday, May 16, 2025

The X-rated Diddy trial

 Just talking about it might earn you an NC-17.  If I were to provide verbatim court transcripts this post might come with a warning for sensitive viewers.  Court TV is covering it in their own way of course but so far when I turn Court TV on during primetime they're not discussing Diddy as you'd expect but some other trial.  Court TV is a family show after all where they talk about serial killers and spousal murder.  I myself don't have the money to run freakoffs.  Hey Google didn't correct that word must be in the vernacular now.  I just want to make sure I have enough money to pay my energy bill so ConEd doesn't flicker my lights.


Some people feel he's gonna get off.  Weird sex is not a crime so long as there's consent.  I'm into vinegar.  Been buying tons of it to kill off poison ivy in my backyard.  Diddy likes the baby oil for his hobby.  It's I don't know not making a prediction here but he ain't livin' right.

12 comments:

  1. If vinegar doesn't do it, there is some inexpensive spray -
    https://www.simsupply.com/categories/home-garden-auto/lawn-garden/groundclear-24oz-rtu-poison-ivy-kill-0475805-0475805-736868/?wi=off&CATARGETID=120012830002043576&CADevice=c&msclkid=ba2a9f8a4f7e10830c9cf7ad2c98d8fa&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=**LP%20-%20Shop%20-%20Home%20%26%20Garden%20-%20Gardening&utm_term=4585581967958325&utm_content=736868%20%7C%20Ortho%20GroundClear%2024%20Oz.%20Ready%20To%20Use%20Trigger%20Spray%20Poison%20Ivy%20%26%20Tough%20Brush%20Killer%200475805%7C%20%247.98
    copy and paste in browser. Tough stuff to kill. Not sure if is endorsed by Mr. Diddy.

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  2. Tough stuff indeed to kill. Thanks.

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  3. You really don't want to read parts of the trial transcript before lunch or dinner. Diddy's skin care secrets......

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  4. Will Trump pardon him and put him in charge of feral cats - the Diddy Kitty Itty Bitty Pity Committee?

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  5. He has to butter Trump's ego first.

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  6. Yardwork complicated by the Yonkers climate. You get one nice sunny day followed by three days of rain and the cycle repeats itself. The weeds thrive.

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  7. Moody's downgrades U.S. credit rating citing the national debt. I thought Musk was taking care of that. Smoke and mirrors.

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  8. Where is Musk - in Detox?

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  9. Poison Ivy - read someplace that boiling water will kiil off the plant above ground. Then with gloves and facemask, you dig out the roots.
    and send them to Hegseth?

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  10. Read the same thing. Catch is you have to do it repeatedly. Of course I watched all the YouTube videos. Is there a Diddy product on the market?

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  11. They say the oil can stay on surfaces for FIVE YEARS. Like what kind of science experiment was this that they found this out? Would Musk have granted money for this? I could start a poison ivy oak and sumac blog.

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  12. Too bad it isn't a cash crop.

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