Let me pull it out of my ass

 What Trump may as well say about those 5K dividend checks promised to Americans if Repubs win the midterms.

Why not send the checks out now?  Rhetorical because we don't have the money just sayin'.

I liked Google better without all the AI Overviews

 WHO put AI in charge of the information superhighway anyway?  Practically every topic I google these days the AI completely takes over the information.  It has the last word on everything even though it is sometimes wrong or inaccurate.  NYC Council under Mamdani passed some bill protecting schoolkids from AI.  Trump says the potential dangers of AI are overblown.  I think Trump is overblown.

Weird scientific state we're living in.  Let's put humans back in charge of the search for truth.

If this is a cross-section of society God help us

 The Lindsay Clancy jurors.  The Gals don't like contrarianism.

My impression.  A strong and dominant group of woke women who wanted to acquit from the get-go.  The ones you saw sitting around on nice patio furniture giving an interview.  Let's do brunch and talk about it.  There was one anonymous woman juror who gave an audio interview and said from the beginning she thought Clancy was probably guilty and might still feel that way.  No doubt intimidated by the group vibe.  Now on to the main bone of contention the lone male holdout whom they're publicly attacking and who prefers to remain anonymous.  Wasn't going along with the not guilty by reason of insanity consensus forming and is now being pilloried.  The arrogant one who wouldn't listen, the phone scroller who couldn't get past the fact that Lindsay Clancy viciously murdered her own children as one female juror put it.  Yeah what's wrong with the guy?  Another male juror went along with the women in the end but tried to be semi-reasonable in an interview but he too had issues with the lone holdout.  

I too had reasonable doubt.  I have a reasonable doubt that Lindsay Clancy is innocent by reason of insanity.  Judicial conundrum

Bribing the American voter

 Sort of a crime.  Trump has promised 5K dividend checks to Americans if they vote Republican during the midterms.  Also gas prices will come down and the Iran War will end immediately thereafter.

That farting sound you hear is Trump talking out of his ass again.

Some of the stranger topics on YouTube

 YouTube runs from the perverted to the puritanical.  There's something for everyone.  Chad Ripperger chief exorcist for the Catholic Church chatting with Tucker Carlson.  His main message seems to be people need to stop sinning it opens the gateway.  The struggle with human weakness is ongoing for many people.   We need to stop demanding perfection.  A priest talking with podcaster Shawn Ryan about demons.  He says among other things they love to get into electronics.  I just thought I had a shitty tablet. 

Feral cats in Australia, New Zealand and Hawaii decimating native wildlife populations.  New Zealand has it as a goal to eradicate feral cats totally by the year 2050.  Maybe Homan can get involved. Feral cats apparently the biggest problem facing New Zealanders.  Not jobs not the economy.   Cats are controversial.  Many people hate cats.  It's almost as if there's an anti-cat movement out there.  Read an article in the New York Post many years ago by some columnist bemoaning American cats decimating songbird populations.  Felines do catch birds.  I like birds and feel bad about that but never once noticed in my neighborhood tons of dead birds.  I thought the writer was drinking.  Except for pit bulls dogs far less controversial. 

Then I gotta take a break and go to the standups;)

Does Homan speak Spanish?

 Where are we going with the illegal immigration thing?  So far my wages haven't gone up yet.

YouTube. Where else can you find a guy trimming a hedge with a chainsaw?

 YouTube saturates my feed with political stuff.  We all know Trump sucks, well most of us anyway so then I might click on the more eccentric vids.  Cats fighting cobras.  Who's filming this?  Animal control can wait we have a cat fighting a cobra.  Clicked on a couple DMT videos and the algorithm sent me how does it feel like to be on crack?  Didn't ask for that.  John Wick.  Honey badgers.  Uh-oh a crocodile just took a lion cub oh boy is he gonna pay the price.  Contradictory medical advice.  Take this vitamin don't take that vitamin.  What to do about stuck poop.  Maybe go back to Trump.  MAGA what remains of it anyway is now normalizing dementia, enabling crazy.  Mike Johnson does nothing.  I'm thinking when I reach that stage of life when I'm spouting nonsense on a daily basis, ruining holidays for people friends and family will at least have the decency to say you're not making sense.

Is TikTok worth installing?