Monday, May 25, 2026

I was thinking of adding a ballroom to my house

 Not for entertainment but for security reasons.  Let's relive the Cuban Missile Crisis.  Gin it up.  You have to leave the country first to apply for a green cardTucker Carlson is a domestic terrorist.  Oh btw just saw a vid on YouTube.  The reason why you don't see Bigfoot in the open woods as much is because he spends most of his time underground in cave systems and tunnels coast to coast.


We are living in what I call the Post-Reason Age.

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  1. I'd love to add a ballroom to my place too. A place to play Basketball, PickleBall and tons of other ball games. Isn't that what a ballroom is for?

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  2. With a ballroom/underground bunker, you will need to put up a huge
    arch across the sidewalk. I'm thinking that wookie Chewbacca from the Star Wars movies was a Sasquatch?

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  3. When Trump first announced a ballroom my first reaction was are people even into ballrooms anymore? Trump must have missed Soul Train. People are more into the Funky Chicken than the Waltz.

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  4. I would also need BB a good spokesperson, preferably blonde to explain why I'm more important than the plebs.

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  5. And surely a feral cabinet?

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  6. Almost every morning I go out now there's a dead mouse or mice on the patio or just outside the kitchen door. It's become part of my morning routine just before work. I always have my morning coffee first though. My late Dad used to say it's the best part of the day.

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  7. Back in the day... way back, the Zapotecs had ball courts. The game was played to the death. Maybe with his love for UFC, that's what Trump is envisioning for his ballroom?

    Political cage matches, to the death. Just imagine the possibilities.

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  8. Part Hunger Games part Jet Li/Jean-Claude Van Damme movie. Hegseth will be betting for sure.

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  9. Good point Dave. Is Trump seriously THAT into the waltz? Everything about the man smells dystopia.

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