Sunday, September 20, 2026

I'm not a hip smoker I'm just a regular smoker

 I have a main cigar store I go to but decided to try a few smoke shops.  Despite the name they generally don't carry cigars or pipe tobacco.  You go in the place and it's usually empty and some foreign guy sitting way at the end.  You ask for pipe tobacco and he acts confused.  He looks around and hands you what looks like a pouch of pipe tobacco but it's actually shag for cigarettes.  The storefront should change its name to The Hookah and Vaporizer Place or something like that and so you politely walk out.  Usually there's a cannabis place in the area.  Googled the hookah and it sounds too complicated for my taste to even set up after a hard day at work.  Also vaguely dangerous like you could burn the house down or have a Richard Pryor like accident.  Cat might knock it over.  ALL I want is a couple of Romeo and Julietas or Perdomos maybe and something nice to light up my pipe.  It's kind of a strange place like you expect to see Kash Patel and a goat in the back room.  I hear Cuba is in the dark.


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5 comments:

  1. Those hookahs look like a primitive oil refinery to me.

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  2. Yes. I'm not into the whole hookah scene. Jackson Galaxy I could picture him with one or running a shop.

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  3. So THAT'S what in is violin case?

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  4. Hookah catnip tobacco is my guess.

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  5. I come home from work. I take care òf my Mom, feed the cats, feed myself, check the mail, do a garbage roundup etc. Who has time for a hookah setup? Yet these smoke shops are sprouting up all over the place. Cannabis stores too.

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