According to my real estate report my house was built in 1920 yet I still pay A LOT in property tax. The math makes no sense. Everything else depreciates over time. They say once you drive a new car out of the showroom it starts to depreciate. I think I got the housing thing figured out though. Your home equity benefits banks. They then offer you HELOCs and Home Equity Loans. I get these in the mail all the time. This would partly explain why my Yonkers property tax seems to go up a little bit each year instead of going down as you might expect.
There is an old old saying. Follow the $$$$$$.
Have you tried the Art Of The Deal?
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I myself have really no assets to inflate. A cat condo and couple of cat beds?
ReplyDeleteYour home is your castle. When it comes to property tax the City of Yonkers seems to take this literally.
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ReplyDeleteOld Steven Wright joke. He went camping and rented a circus tent by mistake. The other campers were angry because they couldn't see the lake.
ReplyDeleteNow I heard a rumor yesterday. No way in hell it could be true but Trump wants to name an ocean after himself and Google said no.
ReplyDeleteSince the penny has been banned, ya can't get pigeon feed fpr
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The nickel is next. Oh that I were a kid again I'd get a Trump Account.
ReplyDeleteThey say the Pope had part of a lung removed due to cancer. He was not a smoker. Wondering if he was down wind of all that black or white smoke coming from the Vatican while the cardinals selected him?
ReplyDeleteA nodule or something. What in heck is going on in France? Used to be a nice place to visit.
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