I have a better proposal. First off absolutely secure the border. Plug that thing with Flex Seal if you have to. Maybe let a few of the top chefs through but THAT'S IT. Next absolutely deport the criminal element and expeditiously at that. Get The Rock to help if you have to. Now here's where I get off the MAGA road. Of the remaining millions who haven't committed any crimes and are hard-working have them maybe pay a fine and some back taxes like Hillary said once. Then they have a choice. Take the citizenship test and learn English or else you have to leave. You can't stay here perpetually in this quasi state. You have to become official. Call it forced assimilation if you like but it's less medieval.
So that's it. Let's move on.
And the price for a head of lettuce will be?
ReplyDeleteLettuce pray.
Could be a Gordon Ramsay spinoff. Top Illegal Chefs. Winner doesn't get deported.
ReplyDeleteThey say Idaho has over 35,000 illegals. Dang lettuce pickers.
ReplyDeleteEver notice Homan looks a lot like Jimmy Hoffa? Have we
finally solved that mystery?
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ReplyDeleteIs it just me or is Homan lacking in the charisma department?
ReplyDeleteGood point. He scares the heck out of my wife. I figure she just doesn't want to be sent back to Switzerland?
ReplyDeleteImagine coming home and he's sitting on your front porch.
ReplyDeleteHad some experience. Living across the street from a cemetery. Once a carload of Hispanics knocked on the door, "Where is our grandma buried?" Another time a little girl rang the doorbell in tears "the wind blew my uncles poem off his grave." Lucky for her I had found it on the driveway a few days before, in a cellophane wrapper. Fished it out of the garbage can, rinsed off and sent her smiling away". Jehova Witness by the dozens. "C'mon in folks. Not sure who is worse, St. Paul or St. Augustine. So just quote from Genesis or Song of Solomon" In Haman's case, I would give him directions to El Sombrero and recommend the bacon-wrapped shrimp with corn tortillas. I'm easy. Then I'd holler at the Mrs. "You can come out of the closet now"
ReplyDeleteLiving by a cemetery. Must be real quiet at night. No loud music no partying. A knock on the door might startle me though.
ReplyDeleteLived across from a High School in MN. Not so quiet.
ReplyDeleteYou'd think I would get a tax break with my view, having Taps played a zillion times and rifle salutes for the vets. This week the place was busy putting up hundreds of those Wreaths Across America on vet's graves.
I see Matt Gaetz is joining One America News as an anchor. We don't get that. Keep me informed.
ReplyDeleteI get the OAN channel. It's like a MAGA cult but I linked to it anyway. WorldNetDaily is worse. What do you watch Chuck Norris all day?
ReplyDeleteTypically watch Nicole Wallace on MSNBC, Stargate SG-1, sometimes the Tennis channel, the Turner Classic Movies
Delete(really like Little shop on the corner and the Bishop's wife-
old B/W movies), Weather Channel etc. the usual boring stuff
for an old guy puffing his pipe and painting an N scale Santa
Fe boxcar at the desk. A few times a day I check FoxNews to see if they have an honest journalist yet, but I do like the Fox sports channell. Big Gonzaga basketball and MN Vikings
fan. Popcorn time.
Fox Weather is also good although they tend to catastrophize the weather a bit.
DeleteOMG! Hannity does the weather tooo?
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