Tuesday, December 23, 2025

Trump and the Argonauts

 In another flight of fancy Trump says newer Navy battleships are in the works larger faster and more powerful than anything Mankind has ever seen before.  It's part of his grander delusion of what he calls a Golden Fleet.  The first Trump battleship will be called the USS Defiant.  I can think of some other names.  It'll have hypersonic missiles, nuclear cruise missiles, rail guns......I think it will be able to take an asteroid or two out of the sky.  The crew will be able to battle the Cyclops if they encounter one.  Will the on-board cuisine include giant squidCommander Trump will be able to do battle with half the world.  Meanwhile the Navy says they may not have all that technology up to par yet.


Trump.  Man Myth and Legend:)

11 comments:

  1. There goes our tax reduction and tariff payout. Fleeced by the Fleet.

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  2. So Venezuela and Greenland require our attention. Russian, N. Korea and China - who cares?

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    1. I'm thinking Ralph Kramden meeting Harvey in the pool hall. Trump doesn't go after the big guys.

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    2. The other blogger can probably explain these things better than me.

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  3. Our peace-loving president who hates all wars and bloodshed and violence of any kind.

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  4. With the latest Epstein Files dump I think Trump's first warship should be christened the USS Trump/Epstein.

    The last installment of the Yonkers property tax left a crater in my checking account. Had to transfer funds over. Just remember Yonkers needs that money more than you need that money.

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  5. Have a wonderful Holidays, Z-Man (and sidekick Alfie)

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  6. You too and to Homan I say "Feliz Navidad."

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  7. Are there narcotics on the Venezuelan oil tankers they're seizing?

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  8. Now we are bombing and strafing Nigeria. Is Trump playing Spin The Globe?

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  9. Of all his military excursions I can understand somewhat doing something in Nigeria. Radical Islamists killing Christians. In the past Boko Haram has done this and nothing was done about it. However they say Trump is hitting the wrong targets at random. Villagers are confused.

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