Sunday, May 03, 2026

What's in your wallet?

 Are you better off under Trump?  This is the basic question.  The price of groceriesPain at the pump.  I've had to resort to coin to cash conversions of late.  I own property.  Any buried treasure in my backyard?  Been pondering. Have even thought of getting a cheap metal detector to find out.  Indian head pennies.  Artifacts.  Jimmy Hoffa?  Far as I can see I can't join any class-action lawsuits.  I've never been molested in an Uber or a Lyft.  Never lived or worked close to Camp Lejeune.  I still got a ton of pennies to go through to convert to spending money.  Call it the Christian Brothers/Tobacco Fund.  Will also help with the Fancy Feast.


So ask your Trump cultist friends and co-workers what's in their wallet.  The bottom line:)

35 comments:

  1. Remember when birdseed was 'Tuppence a Bag' ? A bottle coke or a candy bar a nickel? the Trump Cultist answer - Biden's fault.

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  2. Used to take the bus to HS in the Bronx for 60 cents. The paper was a quarter. How old am I?

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  3. New chef at work was blaming things on the old chef who retired. There's an expiration date on that sort of stuff.

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  4. A few people still blame FDR for starting WWII.

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  5. Ammo plant holding a 75yh year reunion. I'd go, if I could make it past the mailbox. Had an ex employee stop by last week to say hello

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  6. Ya think AI and nuclear weapons are a good mix?

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  7. Nowadays going to the gas station is as scary as going to the dentist. Without the novocaine.

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  8. AL and nuclear weapons dunno. AI and nuclear weapons no.

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  9. SCOTUS buyout - OK for GOP to Gerrrymander, illegal for for Dems. Good try, but voters are pissed. Interesting times, like the old Yiddish
    Curse "May you inherit a million bucks and have to spend it all on healthcare"

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  10. Or like what happened to me yesterday. Convert all your pennies to cash but spend most of it at the gas station instead of the supermarket. $41 at the pump yesterday and I don't even have a big Diddy car.

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  11. Went to the bank before to make my deposit. Girl asked to see my driver's license. Confused at first as what criminal is going to deposit money in your name? Teller ran it through some machine and gave it back. Looked different. It now has federal purpose. Look I want to be in compliance. I guess now I can board the next shuttle to the moon.

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  12. Trump thinking of invading Cuba. Thoughts?

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  13. 'Twould seem illegal just to go in and attack other countries but I'm no Dershowitz. Probably won't affect the price of oil. What does Trump want the cigars?

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  14. And it never leads to actual regime change. He'll bomb a few buildings and help install the son. When I don't understand something I go to the experts at that other place.

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  15. Jimmy Swaggart been dead almost a year. But his TV show is still on every day. Does Heaven accept cryptocurrency?

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  16. I miss Jim and Tammy Faye. The running mascara...

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  17. At least Bishop Sheen won and Emmy Award

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  18. 'Tis true. My mother was big on him.

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  19. If Trump invades Cuba are they gonna block off the Gulf of Mexico?

    Ummm Gulf of America.

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  20. My resources in the immunolgy/virology sciences are concerned about the Hanta Virus numerous species, which respond to no known treatment and for which there is no vaccine. Raging through a stranded tourist ship out there. Calling Dr. RFKJr - Code Blue! Cat question, for ZMan Galaxy - house cat gray tabby KIzzy likes to be petted and suddenly turns and takes a vicious swipe at me (on blood thinners and bleed easilty). How come-and what to do? (from my source in the feral cat siences)

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  21. This is from my late brother-in-law. When you pet a cat too much they become over-stimulated and may take a swipe at you. I guess it'd be like if your friendly uncle kept patting you on the back.

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  22. My Shein pocket watch seems to have stopped. Couldn't even get a year out of the danged thing.

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  23. Another $ billion for the WH ballroom. $16 a month ?

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  24. Makes ya wonder what the hell was DOGE all about?

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  25. Why didn't they DOGE ICE ?

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  26. New Orleans sinking and ocean rising -
    https://weather.com/news/climate/news/2026-05-05-new-orleans-louisiana-needs-to-relocate-climate-change?par=Push&cm_ven=Push_05.05.2026_Article_NewOrleansStudy_Pushly&traffic_source=pushly
    Yonkers got any place to put them?

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  27. Cat vs Theoretical Physics. Weird gray tabby gets F-Feast for breakfast and supper. During the day she gets some tuna flavored pellets. But
    if there is only one, she ignores it. If there are two, she gobbles them right up. If there are more than two she ignores them. Question - Am I dealing with Schrodinger's Cat ?

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  28. I can't keep up with the dry food in my house. Vets say it helps clean their teeth.

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  29. Probably better than goin in there with an Oral B electric toothbrush.

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  30. What's in my wallet?
    Credit card, Debit card, SS card, drivers license, AARP, car insurance,
    27 year old business card, a $5 and a $20.
    What does a bit coin even look like?

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  31. I see you get a free cooler if you join AARP. Been considering.

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    1. Ya gotta have something to put in that cooler Z-man...

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    2. They almost got me Dave. I'll probably get another solicitation in the mail. It's only a matter of time.

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