If there were I would simply chalk it up to Yonkers keeping track of who's not cutting the grass along their sidewalk and who's late on their property taxes.
Mysterious SUV-sized drones have been spotted flying over areas of New Jersey and New York. Aliens? Some weird social experiment being run by a university? Google? Iran? China? Putin? The FBI? The CIA? The military? Some brilliant 10-year old young Sheldon type kid operating a fleet of drones from his parents' basement? A plan to rescue Diddy? Some type of Trump illegal immigrants surveillance project? Is Homan operating these things?
People are alarmed. Congress is concerned. The FBI doesn't have answers. Somebody knows something.
Almost poetic, ya know?
ReplyDeleteThere are hundreds of drones
over New York zones
And all the old crones
complain on their phones
In Yonkers we hear a whole lot of moans
as they look up while buying some scones.
Sorry about that, I'm no Rudyard Kipling, gimme a break.
If they did turn out to be extraterrestrials Trump and Homan will simply have them deported.
ReplyDeleteOr possibly the reverse. Where should we send them, Colonel Klinker?
ReplyDelete"Uh, to the border camp on Betelguise planet Delta. Wait - put a leash on that one that looks like Jimmy Hoffa, Jabba could use an assistant."
The aliens finally introduce themselves. Off the charts. A watershed moment for humanity. A first. Homan: "Warm up your spaceship you have to leave now." Like you say he's a professional but tough.
ReplyDeleteIf we shoot one of these drones down and it says "Property of the Iranian Government" then we know.
ReplyDeleteYour favorite RINO Adam Kinzinger thinks people are panicking over just seeing planes or high-altitude jets. Where's he been?
ReplyDeleteTrue, I admire the man. Like RFKjr, he is qualified, haveing flown the
ReplyDeleteUSAF RC-26 Surveillance Air Craft all over the world, including Afghanistan twice and is a retired Lt. Colonel. I also looked at some
vids and saw what I thought were aircraft. But that is no reason to
NOT investigate the phenom. Not sure what makes them car-sized
or why just 6 states in the east and two out west. I'l go out on a limb
here - Homan's secret air force - illegal drones to catch illegal aliens.
Are they hovering over bodegas?
ReplyDeleteWe don't have bodegas or drones. Just icy fog. Not complaining.
ReplyDeleteLatest theories. DHS Sec'y Mayorkas says the FAA recently relaxed drone rules so they could fly at night possibly explaining the increased sightings. An expert on Rogan said they might be using drones at night to smell gas leaks or something radioactive.
ReplyDeleteAbout shooting one of them down. Only problem is I don't want one coming through my living room. Might upset the cats and knock my CB tumbler over.
I saw somewhere that they can be disabled electronically and maybe land in one piece at Yonkers traffic light. Back -in the day, old neighbor Harley used a shot gun when large groups of Starlings landed in his big Boxelder tree. Scared the kids, but not as bad as old man Floyd's electric fence they grabbed wearing wet diapers. That fence could disable a steer.
DeleteHarley and Floyd died and the kids grew up. Life goes on.
Could land one at Geeez's place.
DeleteOr Liz Cheneys' place. A rather interesting story going on - and probably some dumb cause. Jeepers, only mosquitos drone at night. AI?
DeleteWonder where Homan keeps his fleet of drones. Probably some abandoned warehouse in Hoboken.
DeleteMaybe they're trying to smell out tacos and Mexican food. Part of the Homan Project.
ReplyDeleteCould be counting childless cat ladies? Taking infrared photos of the Yonkers traffic lights? Looking for Jimmy Hoffa? Checking for e. coli at McDonalds? Locating Julian Assange? Studying the Eastern Coyote? Haunting Nurse Nancy's ex? All legit, take your choice.
ReplyDeleteAccording to TMZ Trump is now accusing Biden of a drone coverup. To what end?
ReplyDeleteNot fair. Biden was fast asleep.
DeleteGood point. Biden goes to bed right after Wheel of Fortune.
DeleteTrump plays the blame game like concert piano if something is good,
ReplyDeletehe suck up the credit from whoever did it. If he does something bad, he blames the nearest bystander. Kind of an art, and surprisingly successful. I ignore him, but wife throws down the newspaper or
turns off the TV. She is so critical, ya know?
On the other hand we all know the government never lies right?
DeleteI still don't know what to make of the drone thing. Some say it's Armageeden, others nohthing. I suspect the Amazon drone delivery
ReplyDeleteChristmas rush, but who know?
I keep reading different things. Haven't seen any myself yet.
ReplyDeleteIranian mothership or loose nuke. Latest theories. Take your pick.
ReplyDeleteLot of different types using drones - railroads for checking track, TV
ReplyDeletenew stations for coverage, highway patrol looking for speeders, construction jobs etc. I remember the French using trained eagles to
take them down. My guess it would take several to handle a car sized drone. Which segues into Honda and Nissan merger. Do they call the Hondsans or Nissdas?
We were discussing this at work today. You go to put the garbage out at night and see a drone. What are you supposed to do call your Congressman?
ReplyDeleteDial 911 Drone Attack? "Sorry, call waiting"
ReplyDeleteWhy do I think Musk is involved somehow?
ReplyDeleteAt least no one has been vaporized by a big old drone yet.
ReplyDeleteSo far like a benign mystery.
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