On a budget. Contractors charge too much. So I woke up this morning to find the front gate wide open, went out to close it and found a homeless Mexican sleeping on the front porch in the corner with his own bedding and about three of those reusable shopping bags. Regardless of the situation I ALWAYS go downstairs first to set the coffee and then feed the cats I mean if the house isn't on fire or something. We called the cops they came and the man got up and took his stuff and left. I asked the lady cop if they take him anywhere and she said no. Homan might offer him a nice place to stay with three square meals a day and running water dunno. The homeless guy left empty peanut shells all over the place snacking during the cold night. Also left his bedding on the sidewalk which I had to throw out. Code Enforcement you know can't take a chance. Welcome to the Big YO. What would Hannity have done?
Patio needs a little work. Does he do masonry? Ho ho ho and a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
doggone Z-Man - now you got feral Mexicans?
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ReplyDeleteYonkers has had an illegal problem going way back. Usually they wait in small groups on Yonkers Ave. waiting for some contractor to pick them up in a van to do masonry work in say Bedford. Don't know what the going rate is.
ReplyDeleteFor Homan Yonkers would be a hotspot. Might find a fine Mexican chef or two here.
Warning - if the Z in Z=Man stands for Zapata, you might be in deep ka ka.
ReplyDeleteHannity probably has Homan on speed dial. Try that in Hannity's neighborhood!
ReplyDeleteHas Homan always looked like that, or does he have real painful
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He does have a bit of a pained expression like when I'm in a traffic jam and I feel my bowels start percolating.
DeletePondering - Trump sent team to discuss Ukraine with Putin. Gonna guess "Tell ya what Putie, you will get Greenland and we will rename our Caribbean to Stalin Sea. Zelensky will have to absorb a half million illegal immigrants and Hulk Hogan. OK?"
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