Mixed messaging from the Trump Administration
Illegal migrants now required to register an online account with the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services agency or face fines or imprisonment or both. Goes into a big DHS databse. Part of the statement says that if they leave now they might be able to come back and enjoy the American Dream. Seems more of a call for self-deportation. Drop the head of lettuce and go back. If not then at least register an account with us. Civil liberties groups are concerned. I'm a little confused.
Yeah, at least two hours. I asked for a 1099 tax form from my 401 retirement fund. They sent me a code to type in. But it was encrypted for security - after an hour of trying passwords and e-mails, they sent me a message - someone is trying to get into your account! It was me. I called them back and congratulated them on security so good that it was useless and please send it by snail mail.
ReplyDeleteFinally got it, supposedly read by the mailman, If the immigrants
manage to break in to the survey, they will probably get a message to press their fingers on the digital square. At the end, big brother will as for them to just send the stuff by snail mail to General Homan at his house?
With a good set of fingerprints of course. An inkpad will do.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they'll come up with a Homan app to make things better...or worse. Google Play or the App Store. Bill Gates can work on the glitches.
ReplyDeleteWhatever happened to Greenland?. Reporters kicked out of White House briefings for refusing to say Gulf of America. Not normal - is there going to be a Trump Map Corp with the MississMuski R and
ReplyDeleteMelaniapolis, MN? I saw a GOP blog that blamed Biden for killing all the chickens, a year ago they said all he did was asleep. I guess a sleepwalking chicken klller isn't much more normal? RFKJr has stopped research on this years Flu vaccine - no reason given. Heck, i was planning on getting my flu shot when I bought this year's egg!
It's a strange time to be alive. Don't know whether to laugh or cry.
ReplyDeleteNo word yet on whether the migrants will have to take online courses in English.
ReplyDeleteThe feral cats of humanity? "Here immigrant, some Fancy Feast - get in the truck and go for a ride with Mr. Homan.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the catnip will soften his heart. Then again probably not.
ReplyDeleteShakespeare's 'Richard the Third' -'My kingdom for an egg!
ReplyDeleteSay, is Yonkers till there, or did y'all get transferred to Greenland?
ReplyDeleteWhat's up with Pam Bondi? Promises to release an Epstein client list but releases binders of Epstein's contact list instead. That could include electricians, plumbers., colonoscopists etc. Info we already knew. Drain the swamp has become it's protected land. MAGA not happy.
ReplyDeleteThey were showing "The Flying Nun" episodes with Sally Field on one of the channels last night. The thought occurred to me whoever came up with the idea might have been on acid. I mean think about it. Could've been the flying monk.
ReplyDeleteIsn't there a Diddy trial coming up in April?
ReplyDeleteStock market dislikes tariffs. Trump addresses congress tonight. I figure just another Rally so lemmee know if I missed anything. Oh like he has a new hearing aid added to his sales line or renames the Bering Sea the Homan Ocean.
ReplyDeleteIs he gonna tariff Putin though? He said he might.
ReplyDeleteTariff Putin and Sheriff Shootin? What happened to decorum?
ReplyDeleteGotta go with the entertainment value.
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