I'm just waiting for some sense of normality from this Administration but we're not getting it.
You gotta be careful with those things. Musk had a chainsaw at CPAC but I recently bought a polesaw at Lowe's last summer to cut up some dead branches in the backyard. Dealt with a lot of dead branches down through the years from Yonkers storms. The polesaw is a version of a chainsaw a handy tool for dealing with unwanted small trees on your property or at least when the limbs pose a problem. Only used it a couple of times. Tricky getting the chain tension just right. Came off a couple of times while testing it out no harm. I wouldn't hire Musk. A nerd with a power tool scares me. Don't know if he even knows how to use a condom.
The weird theater is becoming tiresome. Will Trump sign off on the House plan to cut Medicaid and break a campaign promise? Maybe it's time to free himself from Musk. This bromance can't last forever.
I see he wants immediate individual reports from 2.3 Federal workers on at least five things they did good last week - or be fired. No idea of how long that would take to read. Should be easy for any chef, no?
ReplyDeleteI'd have no problem. Does he also want to know how much vacation personal and sick days they have? If someone needs a day off do they have to ask him first? What is this write an essay crap?
ReplyDeleteThe Musk influence on Trump is being dubbed Dark MAGA. You're right Musk/Trump must have been some kind of package deal. Imagine RFK Jr. waving a chainsaw around on stage!
ReplyDeleteWhen elon the felon and his chainsaw get done, the whole country will be branches and logs.
ReplyDeleteBored rich kid.
ReplyDeleteEver curious, I did a brief study of chainsaws and identified Musk's toy as a Huskvarna. Made in Finland, expensive, especially with a 25% tariff. Maybe Trump chipped in to help
DeleteElon, who was a bit short on cash?
I'm more of a Harbor Freight kind of guy.
DeleteCan he at least do something useful and get rid of the Yonkers Sidewalk Commission.
ReplyDeleteSounds like Pope Francis failing fast. Should I worry? - like Musk fires
ReplyDeletethe College of Cardinals, Homan deports them to Mecca and Trump
appoints new Pope Matt Gaetz? Check with Dolan, dunno.
Not up on any potential conclave candidates. Pope Homan?
ReplyDeleteCardinal Collegians, voting - black or white smoke coming from
Deleteholy pipe. Is Prince Albert in the can involved?
Homan going after AOC. You can't make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteThe politics of revenge. Kill the messenger. You're the expert, you tell me - is this the big Feral Cat Administration. Holy flying fur!
ReplyDeleteHoman the Hardass.
ReplyDeleteMusk fires chicken farmers, Homan deports the egg layer chicken workers, - No eggs! Problem solved - prices become mute! We thank the KIng! Really can't make this stuff up.
ReplyDeleteBill Gates got the synthetic meats going. Next synthetic eggs. Fake ice cream. We're living in a fake world.
ReplyDeleteIf you do get a 5K check from DOGE are you going to buy a new tractor or what are you gonna do?
ReplyDeleteGuess send it up the street to the VA doctor who got fired?
ReplyDeleteHe didn't hand in the essay on time?
ReplyDeleteIn my case Musk should probably send my check straight to Yonkers City Hall.
ReplyDeleteYou will probably need to write an essay on how you spent it and turn it in by noon. Of course he won't fire you if you don't but considering, he would likely triple the price of Fancy Feast.
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