Many insurance commercials use humor - Emu from Limu etc. Surely there must be SOME humor in prescription drub commercials? What do others think? "1st prize - Ozempic walks away with first place in the "Most Vomit-Worthy" TV ad contest. Those TVs ain't flying out of windows as a TikTok challenge. 2nd prize - Skyrizi, despite making an admirable run down the stretch, could not overcome Ozempic's Triple Crown-worthy performance. Sorry, Richard Cheese. Back to the cutting board. Skyrizi's failure proves that "nothing is, indeed, everything." 3rd prize - Trelegy and some lesser-known annoyances fought it out at the back of the pack. Although the Rybelsus ad technically garnered 7 more votes than that of Trelegy, it was disqualified for failing to result in a single TV flying out of a window, the standard of care in a randomized controlled clinical trial of this sort. I'd like to stick around and annoy all of you a bit more, but PC Richard's is having a great sale on televisions! Mine, uh, broke." O-O-O Ozempic. O-O-O O brother ------- "
Dr. Phil and RFKJr. are working a a cure for brain worm. Need eye of newt, pig placenta, lizard tongue and a magic incantation. How's total chaos in guv't working for your?
So because so many supermarkets rely on SNAP customers word is they cut the hours of the part-timers because no SNAP profits coming in. Send thanks and regards to the WH.
"During the current government shutdown, ICE law enforcement agents are being paid for the hours they work, though their pay may be delayed. Law enforcement personnel within the Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, will be paid for all hours worked and are expected to receive a "super check" to cover the missed pay periods," But try to get an airline flight.
I was thinking of doing a post on how ICE is getting paid as they're a part of the government too but figured there's some loophole. Maybe they just like their work too much to just stay home. Read they pulled away some daycare worker somewhere in front of the kids. You can multiply this by a hundred other horror stories. Apparently one of the most important branches of the government.
Must have misread this but Trump is promising a 2K tariff dividend check for Americans. Thought it was 8K but no matter. When Gov. Hochul of NYS says taxpayers will get something in the mail you eventually get it. When Trump says something you take it with a grain of salt.
Who knew the list of deadly side effects was so long?
ReplyDeleteLike leaving your car running in a closed garage. Swallowing your tongue. A bug colony in your brain.
ReplyDeletePeople at work who won't acknowledge they gave you their cold. I have an issue with that. It's like germ warfare.
ReplyDeleteMany insurance commercials use humor - Emu from Limu etc. Surely there must be SOME humor in prescription drub commercials? What do others think? "1st prize - Ozempic walks away with first place in the "Most Vomit-Worthy" TV ad contest. Those TVs ain't flying out of windows as a TikTok challenge.
ReplyDelete2nd prize - Skyrizi, despite making an admirable run down the stretch, could not overcome Ozempic's Triple Crown-worthy performance. Sorry, Richard Cheese. Back to the cutting board. Skyrizi's failure proves that "nothing is, indeed, everything."
3rd prize - Trelegy and some lesser-known annoyances fought it out at the back of the pack. Although the Rybelsus ad technically garnered 7 more votes than that of Trelegy, it was disqualified for failing to result in a single TV flying out of a window, the standard of care in a randomized controlled clinical trial of this sort.
I'd like to stick around and annoy all of you a bit more, but PC Richard's is having a great sale on televisions! Mine, uh, broke."
O-O-O Ozempic. O-O-O O brother -------
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For me personally unless it cures cancer diarrhea and vomiting are unacceptable side effects.
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DeleteDr. Phil and RFKJr. are working a a cure for brain worm. Need
Deleteeye of newt, pig placenta, lizard tongue and a magic incantation.
How's total chaos in guv't working for your?
Senate working on some kind of deal tonight. Also Trump says Americans may get an 8K tariff dividend check. I still haven't gotten my DOGE check.
ReplyDeleteWith that kind of money I can pay Yonkers Property Tax and have some spare change left over or is Trump talking out of his ass again?
ReplyDeleteRecord guv shutdown ending. How long will it take for things to get normal? What the Hell is normal anymore?
ReplyDeleteSo because so many supermarkets rely on SNAP customers word is they cut the hours of the part-timers because no SNAP profits coming in. Send thanks and regards to the WH.
ReplyDeleteHegseth keeps bombing those Venezuelan fishing boats. Reagan never did this.
ReplyDelete"During the current government shutdown, ICE law enforcement agents are being paid for the hours they work, though their pay may be delayed. Law enforcement personnel within the Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, will be paid for all hours worked and are expected to receive a "super check" to cover the missed pay periods," But try to get an airline flight.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of doing a post on how ICE is getting paid as they're a part of the government too but figured there's some loophole. Maybe they just like their work too much to just stay home. Read they pulled away some daycare worker somewhere in front of the kids. You can multiply this by a hundred other horror stories. Apparently one of the most important branches of the government.
ReplyDeleteMust have misread this but Trump is promising a 2K tariff dividend check for Americans. Thought it was 8K but no matter. When Gov. Hochul of NYS says taxpayers will get something in the mail you eventually get it. When Trump says something you take it with a grain of salt.
ReplyDeleteCommented on another blog that tariffs will add $3,800 a year to the average family expense. Raise the big top, they've sent in the clowns.
ReplyDeleteFOUND IT. Took me less than 10 minutes. I'm a Columbo. I know where to look.
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