To shore up support for being confirmed as Secretary of HHS. Possible topics of discussion:
Dead bear cubs. Whale heads. Cap'n Crunch. Chocolate Twinkies. The benefits of drinking raw milk from a bucket after squirting it from a cow's udder. Under his tenure where to go for a tetanus shot if you step on a rusty nail. How he seduces so many women (is it the croaky voice over a romantic candlelit roadkill dinner?) Will we all have to shop at Whole Foods from now on?
Not a shoe-in by any stretch. I give it about a 50/50.