Maybe someday you'll be able to get Yemen war plans on your Smart TV. If I was new to blogging struggling to come up with a name during the early days of the 2nd Trump Administration it would have just hit me in the shower,
You Can't Make This Shit Up
Meanwhile JD Vance is going to join his wife Usha in Greenland for a creepy visit upcoming. See the sights dine on whatever Greenlanders eat and exert some pressure. A kind of friendly Mafioso sitdown. Is Musk going to abolish the DMV? The dismantled DOE workers where do they wind up slicing deli meats? I get the OAN channel crystal clear in these parts and some nights host Riley Lewis looks like he's going to uncork one. The erstwhile sensible National Review is all MAGA now. Lonely. Maybe I'll go smoke a pipe with Mitch McConnell.
You know it would all make sense if I was involved in a horrible car accident and wound up in a comatose state and this was all a bad dream. The Orange Man is real though. It'll all be over in 3 years and 10 months if we have a country left.