To shore up support for being confirmed as Secretary of HHS. Possible topics of discussion:
Dead bear cubs. Whale heads. Cap'n Crunch. Chocolate Twinkies. The benefits of drinking raw milk from a bucket after squirting it from a cow's udder. Under his tenure where to go for a tetanus shot if you step on a rusty nail. How he seduces so many women (is it the croaky voice over a romantic candlelit roadkill dinner?) Will we all have to shop at Whole Foods from now on?
Not a shoe-in by any stretch. I give it about a 50/50.
Add in that he was once radical liberal with a brain worm. I bid 40/60
ReplyDeleteand a roadkill souffle. I wonder if they are looking for a replacement that is even worse? Could there be? Calling Dr. Mengele,
Trump doesn't like to pick boring people it seems. Sometimes boring is best although I hope this blog ain't boring.
ReplyDeleteImagine you were named head chef at one of NY's finest places. You are interviewing for chef staff, dozens and RFK Jr. shows up. We ain't taking police line up here.
ReplyDeleteRaw milk and roadkill. No way. About the same odds as Diddy running a summer camp.
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DeleteIf Jr. isn't confirmed wonder who Trump's replacement pick would be. Better to go with some boring colonoscopist imo.
ReplyDeleteYet another school shooting - Madison Wi, 5 miles from a brother in law. Abundant Life Christian School. I give it a "Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition" Trump & Co. wants to get rid of the ATF.
ReplyDeleteI am reluctantly predicting a long, messy four years. But I can adjust to up is down, bad is good, poor is bad, My generals, constant lying and woeful mediocracy. Cuz I'm old. Let me know when they come for the feral cats. They will. Happy Holidays!
Kind of agree about the ATF. Often wondered why they even exist. We have other law enforcement agencies. Alcohol tobacco and firearms is just a strange combo for me. Christian Brothers, Prince Albert and AR-15s all in one agency. If that makes sense to you explain it to me.
ReplyDeleteNot anti-gun control by any stretch but it'd be like if the DEA were also in charge of ice cream parlors and cold cuts. Dunno.
ReplyDeleteATF grew up during prohibition, catching rum runners etc. Had a few dealings with them in the ammo business, mostly about how to lock up my 24 bunkers full of explosives, not that the plant was surrounded by barbed wired fence a a guard at the entrance. But they also do post mortem on bomb explosions etc. Did quite a bit with the FBI and Interpol as well. Forensics - what happened? Since I made a whole bunch of stuff, I always lament it being used on little kids and Christmas. Call me a softy.
ReplyDeleteThat's archaic. ATF should become FFF. Firearms firearms and more firearms.
ReplyDeleteNor effective - in gun deaths around the world, the US sits in the middle between OK Corral South American countries and more civilized countries like Canada, Europe and Asia. We own it - shameful, IMO.
ReplyDeleteGetting back to RFK Jr. has anyone brought up the dangers of tanning salons yet?
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