Wednesday, May 25, 2016

Why doesn't Cos feel creepy about himself?

That's the part I don't get.  He should wake up at 3AM, stare at the purple blotches in the dark of the ceiling and get an eerie surreal feeling about himself and walk in the yard.  I don't even wanna label this "sex/sexuality."  He is going on trial on charges he drugged and sexually assaulted a Temple University woman ten years ago.  Now when even Hef abandons you this should cut to the core of your very soul and yet his wife stands by him.   I'm not getting it, what's with the necro stuff?

Wednesday, May 18, 2016

The Megyn Kelly\Donald Trump thing

Last night towards the end of Megyn Kelly's exclusive interview with Donald Trump on FOX News Trump said "I like our relationship right now" and Megyn goes "I gave you my cell phone number."  Happy texting guys.

Wednesday, May 11, 2016

So Facebook doesn't like the Drudge Report

Now they're calling for a federal investigation.  I thought the main attraction of FB is to socially interact with other people on the web.  Where else can you have 1,000 friends?  Always going after Zuckerberg.

Monday, May 09, 2016

Where to pee in North Carolina

Personally I prefer a tree in the woods.  You don't have to bring a birth certificate either.

Saturday, May 07, 2016

The 4 patron saints of lost causes, where do I rank?

They are Sts. Jude, Rita of Cascia, Philomena and a Gregory.  With so many millions the world over praying to these big four for impossible cases despaired of where do I rank?  Main problem: chronic tinnitus and let's throw in maybe a couple other problems while we have the divine connection.  On one website of prayer petitions is a woman who wants a problem employee removed from the workplace.  Where does tinnitus rank?  Is it higher on the list?  It's at least a medical/health issue and they're big on that although it can't rank as high as cancer of course.  How do these four saints go through literally millions of petitions and decide which ones deserve their attention first?  Do they have computers?  They must have large staffs helping them.  Excuse me I just got a text message......oh that's just another YPD Alert.

Wednesday, May 04, 2016

Donald Trump vs. Skeleton Attic

Talking politics at work today, never a good idea but many seem anti-Trump. I brought up the Clinton Scandals and Chef goes "everybody has skeletons, skeletons don't bother me." To be consistent the Dems at work shouldn't be the least bit interested in Republican scandals either (hmmmmm) but let's talk skeletons for a minute. Most people DO have skeletons, one or two at least and you might be having a drink at night and a skeleton pops up, you shudder and go Oh God get back in the closet and gather dust ye ancient specter. The thing or problem with Hillary though is she has more than the normal share or number of skeletons even fresh ones like the e-mail scandal which conceivably could land her in the Big House at least theoretically. Hers is a Halloween theme park and the only other one I can remember like this is the former Police Commissioner of NYC Bernie Kerik who's a walking encyclopedia of scandal. IMO Charlie Sheen's aren't skeletons though, he kind of embraces them. They're not in the closet, they're kinda just out there and he seems a little bit proud. Yes she was Secretary of State (...Benghazi...) at one point so she has more of the resume than Trump but when you don't learn from your skeletons that bothers me. When you add fresh ones like possibly classified national security information on your private servers that bothers me even more. You can have her, she kind of scares me:)

Sunday, May 01, 2016

The mystery of depression

Whenever I've suffered from depression I can almost always trace it to some major life event that triggers it and it can run the gamut from romantic rejection or breakup, lost loves or betrayal, guilt/remorse/regret to an illness or problem in the family to prolonged joblessness and even job rejection itself can at times get it going. It could be the job itself is depressing, I've had those and they say a major side issue of cancer patients is depression caused by having the cancer. There are those however and there are millions out there who are depressed and don't know why, who can't get out of bed in the morning but can't trace it to any life-situational thing. This is the common everyday depression we hear about in the news and a whole pharmaceutical industry has burgeoned up around it. I don't deny this reality but I've never fully understood it either. It's not spiritual depression or angst or a midlife crisis or a state of mind caused by your overall life situation it's just, well depression. It's all about the chemistry of the brain, neurons and gray matter and stuff. In other words people who should be happy but are dragging all day. It'd be like being in the Garden of Eden before the original sin and not being happy and God scratching His head. It's over my head so feel free to elucidate and clarify.