Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Is it all just a case of bad karma?

See, this is why I could never be an atheist/secular humanist, is THIS all there is? This is definitely not IT. Secular humanism promises a paradise on earth so unless you feel that grabbing your lunchpail at 5:30 in the morning and catching the bus to work is what IT's all about you're missing the BIGGER PICTURE. This ain't IT and all the major world faith systems understand this.

Someday someone will explain it all to us. Some guy'll be in the mall and some strange and enigmatic figure will approach him and they'll sit at a table in the food court and talk. "Do you know why your job sucks and you can't get a woman?" The poor slob is all ears now as for years he's been searching for a workable theory to explain it all. "It's because in a former life you were (a) Ghengis Khan, (b)Attila the Hun, or (c)a lowly guard at Auschwitz." You feel better now and go off to the cineplex to catch "Spider-Man 3" or some other escapist flick. It's at least more tolerable now to know that you're in the flip-side to The Secret and in your next life you'll be getting that poolside massage by that Asian whore...sorry, Asian beauty, never mind, it's hard to think in a pc world but you get the point.

However, if, on the other hand, you wake up in the morning and go to the bathroom and have a clean break you just know it's going to be a good day.

6 comments:

  1. You can thank Eve for all your troubles, see it really is women who screw everything up so you are probably better off without them anyway, z.

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  2. gosh darn, this is depressing shit but all too true man, awesome.

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  3. I am an Oracle to Idiots.

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  4. Have a case of the karma blues? that's where your hos come in. You think most men get laid the right way? "yeah, yeah, I was banging this chick" Yeah, it cost them 50 bucks at least and then they fob it off as male conquests to all their friends. Look at the average guy, come on, ever hear the dirtbags at a Con Ed worksite talk? pussy this and pussy that. Men are a piece of work.

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  5. How 'bout that new Kim Kardashian porn video? Rapster Ray J mugging for the camera, not exactly Coz's ideal of showing your own culture in the best light, it was annoying to watch, it should have been just her sunbathing, she's a beautiful chick. Now Kim K Superstar got the Vivid prez to stop sales of the romp so she could be a respectable correspondent for "Extra" but did you see the way she played the skin flute? Get some mileage out of it and then go mainstream. Who the hell is she anyway?

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  6. Daughter of one of OJ's crack team of lawyers, Robert Kardashian. She is also pals with Paris Hilton, part of the Brit Pack I guess. Honestly, people don't know how to have sex anymore, at least judging by the quality of the porn out there. In the '50s Hef was controversial but his stuff didn't make you retch. DEFINITELY stay away from the Nina Hartley crap, this nonstop nattering whore in all her so-called instructional tapes. Can't believe it's a multi-billion dollar industry surpassing baseball, football and basketball combined but I see you've done your research z unlike most conservatives who don't even know what the hell they're complaining about. The stuff is actually worse than they imagine, I mean cum-swapping? double-anal dp's? sounds like something my car mechanic would talk about.

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