TV commercial for Requip, used to treat the mysterious Restless Legs Syndrome, side effects may include nausea, drowsiness, dizziness, vomiting - you'll need another pill for all the side effects and if that pill causes additional side effects then you'll need a pill for that and if that pill.....I think I'll stick with the original ailment thank you.
Cialis, possible side effect: priapism - an erection lasting for more than 4 hours. Hey, read a good book buddy!
oooh, I had one more visitor within the last hour or is that just the same person?
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tell you what I'm gonna do, I'm a gonna dance on the table with a lampshade on my head and post it on YouTube and become an overnight sensation and get my 15 minutes,
see you guys!
Some people have cold sheets. I worked in a food store once in a village and had to be there early, like before 7 and you see these people shopping, ain't no drinking or activity in that town.
ReplyDeleteSome people have catfish eyes like my mailman or this health inspector we once had.
I had a young deli manager once trying to make a name for himself and he always came to work really early even on his day off - tempted to say something sarcastic like "why aren't you home masturbating?"
I was once called a "lying sack of shit" once by a woman but we're still friends. Some of these debates really need to be jazzed up a bit, they put you to sleep.
John McCain: "You lying sack of shit!!!"
...these days I just pray for a solid bowel movement.
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