Friday, January 13, 2012

You see this is the reason the people don't like celebrities

The Most Important Birth Since Christ

There was no room at the inn but they had Lenox Hill Hospital in Manhattan. They took over a whole wing, some folks weren't happy, you know the 99%. Beyonce's mahogany suite with the bulletproof glass which one can expect some minimal anti-paparazzi measures but C'mon! and some guy couldn't even see his twin preemies in the ICU. The NYS Health Dept. investigation into the Matter went the way of the Natalie Wood reprobe, actually that one lasted longer. One hopes the Blessed Child develops some gender-identity issues later on in life and embarrasses the proud parents, a little Chaz Bono action (Sonny hit a tree skiing and couldn't live to share in the Joy) or else becomes a porn star like Laurence Fishburne's daughter but Jay-Z does seem to be really in love with her, it ain't no sham - a Kardashian marriage not. A nursing note: why so many C-Sections?

(lite agitating fare - about 230 calories)

5 comments:

  1. She must have a hell of a health
    insurance policy...

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  2. Dunno about the csections, not my area. They kicked me out of the delivery room the one time I was there and it was mutual.

    Workin 3rd tonight. Have you ever had Indian pickles? Tonight I had carrot chili pickle on my Boca burger. Rocks.

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  3. I like celebrities, just not the Liberal ones.

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  4. Never had Indian pickles no, are they good?

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  5. oh yeah. They aren't vinegar pickles; they're pickled in oil. There are all different kinds. In the fridge now I have: carrot & chili, green chili, lime, mango, and another one I can't remember. You only need a little bit! They're HOT, even the ones that say 'sweet'. But really really good. Not expensive, go to the Indian store. Some brands: Bedekar's, Mother's, Priya. About $2.99 or so a jar. Get a bunch of different ones. If you don't like em, ship em to me. :)

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