Wednesday, June 20, 2007

The mouth is the best form of birth control

(get your mind out of the gutter) Within the past few years I've worked with 2 or 3 women, they're not unattractive by any stretch, and I thought to myself why can't I fantasize about them? It all reminds me of that old Henny Youngman quip, "I know you have to be somebody but why do you have to be you?" There are too many nice looking women with bad personalities out there, you're like how the hell did you come to be you? I am now convinced it all has to be part of the Master Plan, the Divine Cosmology, to give less comely women a fighting chance.

Bad sex leads to bad choices, this is my working theory to account for our high abortion rates. It's like when you have too much Scotch on a hot summer evening and then have weird dreams all night and then wake up in the morning all out of sorts or, if you're a man, you break down and rent a porno made by some retard, which pretty much describes over 90% of porn anyway, and so now you're angry at the producer, more angry at the video store manager who buys anything, and most of all you're angry at yourself,

where is the judgement?

For me good sex should not lead to the destruction of a fetus. I cannot separate the two, they are inextricably linked, the idea of potential feticide would just kill the mood for me and I've heard many other men from all shades of the political spectrum on the issue say the same thing. It's just not

sexy

now write an article about THAT Cosmo!

6 comments:

  1. In my perspective I think along the same lines, z-man. I happen to think pro-life men are super sexy. Anyone pro-choice, ugh! And anyone who say they are apathetic to the issue especially are not appealing, how can someone NOT care about the issue?

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  2. And they think the same thing about us. Remember that Seinfeld episode when Elaine is dating some man and she says of course he has to be pro-choice and he turns out to be pro-life, well this is the Hollywood version anyway.

    "And anyone who says they are apathetic to the issue especially are not appealing, how can someone NOT care about the issue?"

    Like some of those Giuliani supporters in our blogs who came to his support when we criticized his pro-abortion stand. One guy in my blog even said he was not pro-choice OR pro-life and it shouldn't be an issue for the political arena! Talk about a new spin on things, indifference as the way to go.

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  3. Re drinking, the script for this past season of "Desperate Housewives" had to be the most implausible I've seen in a long time and that's saying something. Bree becomes an alcoholic by drinking too much wine! Ever check the proofs on wine, it tastes good with a meal and I'll drink it but we're talking 12-18% alcohol or 24-36 proof and most of them are at the lower end of this scale. You'd have to drink an awful lot of the stuff and then spend half the day in the bathroom. A true lush would go hardcore right away, some good ole bourbon whiskey to burn the throat. Bree addicted to wine, how dramatic! Can't anybody in Hollywood write these days?

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  4. I am fighting a bunch of Rudy supporters at DD2's forum, it frustrates me that they think he is THE GUY because he will be tough on terrorism. As if NOBODY else can be. Someone told me today "the terrorists fear Rudy the most". Huh? The terrorists fear no one. I fear Rudy will make abortion an absolute right, and open the borders wide. Sheesh!

    Why I like your blog, z-man. I can feel less stranded in civilization...

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  5. You'd think the immigration thing would be Rudy's undoing but even here Sean and the rest are giving him a pass. You know, we used to have this young mayor in Yonkers, Nick Wasciscko was his name (tragically he took his own life), but when questioned by the press about his abortion position he always said "limited pro-choice." He seemed to have more sense than Rudy in terms of politics sometimes being about compromise but Rudy is being lauded for standing tall on principle by Sean who is now bashing us social cons for allegedly maligning him.

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  6. People, men and women who are parties to abortion, if you asked them was the SEX worth it I'd wonder what they'd say.

    "definitely"
    "mind-blowing"
    "it stayed with me the next day"

    I strongly doubt it.

    Liberals don't like us discussing people's personal lives and it's not that we are, we're not singling out any individuals, but something's at the root of it all and it's BAD SEX, many times with alcohol involved and no concern for birth control, grown adults behaving like a bunch of horny teens. I also think when they go to bed they're not fully or really in love with each other and this presents a problem and abortion is the "solution." As my friend says some people thrive on chaos.

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