Wednesday, August 13, 2008
But Howard Wolfson this begs the question
If the John Edwards scandal would likely have put all his voters in her corner just how did the Hillary Handvac fail to suck up this dirt? When you're watching TV at night sooner or later you have to realize the cat threw up behind the couch, there's a centipede on the rim of your coffee mug, or the mouse that got stuck behind the wall is just now starting to give off those wonderful aromas. Come on Hill, this'd be like on a big fishing expedition for lunker bass catching a bluegill on a strip of baloney on a warmup cast from shore. Losing the old Clinton touch, they have to have a time machine for these things, it must keep you up at night. BTW I bought my copy of the National Enquirer yesterday and got up to speed on that love child, yes my reading range encompasses Atlas Shrugged as well as Mike Walker, it's good to be broad-based as they say.
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I guess Hillary still can't believe she just LOST huh?
ReplyDeleteSo I'm at the main library and the computer lab is down so more people are using the main ones. Z-man is trying to blog his heart away and people keep making reservations. If Oprah really wants to help Humanity she should buy everyone their own personal computer. Everybody using library computers to educate themselves, you wish it were like the old days when guys just went home after a hard day's work to masturbate. It's a conspiracy against my joy even if that's probably too solipsistic a sentiment for George Will.
ReplyDeleteThe Meltdown is well under way now.
ReplyDeleteRough day, eh?
ReplyDeleteHers that is not mine although I do feel like giving a speech to these people:
ReplyDelete"OK, quick show of hands. How many here actually hold down 9-5 jobs or did the Boss just let you off early today so you could run to the computer?"
Oprah should be able to get some sort of quantity discount on laptops or something.
ReplyDelete'Member what I said recently about don't sweat the small stuff 'cept the small stuff is cumulative? It's now a big purple hippo nudging me in the groin. What's up with these library stalkers? yes stalkers, you're using the computer and they just stand there behind you like you're using their computer, this has happened with 4 or 5 different people within the last few days. It's a new form of stalking, no longer celebrities and the girl next door but some geeky loser who just has to go on MySpace or he'll explode...
ReplyDeleteWell there should be good deals on computers right now because of back to school sales, you should really think about making the investment.
ReplyDelete...can I borrow asgardshill to tell them off?
ReplyDeletere: the stalkers, next time when you go to leave the station just cough all over the keyboard, then smile as you leave and say "it's all yours!"
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking about investing for other people actually, take a few of these dorks to Best Buy and going all out, letting them pick out what they want. I want them to go home happy and I have some money to spare in the bank anyway, got those converter boxes for 2/09 and have some change to play around with. LET'S GO BOYS!!
ReplyDeleteI think the real asgardshill, who acts so tough online, in person would be some weasley type guy who wouldn't tell off a Girl Scout who was pushing cookies too hard on him.
ReplyDeleteThat's a good idea Beth or just close your left nostril and shoot it out the right or come back from the restroom with some Charmin trailing behind you.
ReplyDeleteNo I don't think so, it ain't porno pete's alter-ego. Probably some butcher who knows calculus, I know these people you know. I get the creeping sensation the sand in my hourglass is coming to an end.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of asgardshill, I don't know if he knows your identity from Hannityland. We'll see if us butting into their discussion elsewhere scares them away, or engages them to look around here more.
ReplyDeleteI gotta get out of here, it's been a skid mark kind of a year anyway. Tomorrow we'll start off with a clear head and never ever interrupt a man (or woman) while he's blogging.
ReplyDeleteNow Hill was so busy worrying about Obama and digging up dirt on him that she never seemed to give a second thought to opening up Edwards' closet. Not at the top of her game, slipping, whatever happened to the scorched-earth policy?
ReplyDeleteMaybe she thought his hair was bad enough to make people wary of him.
ReplyDeleteIt ain't our old Hill though, the one we know and love. In the glory days she'd be manning one of those tripod things in War of the Worlds lasering everything in her sight, Edwards would have been toast by the time he reached the bridge with all those bimbos from the past floating down the river.
ReplyDeleteDon't count her out yet, let's wait and see what happens at the convention.
ReplyDeleteBTW still looking at my blog from March of last year, "My favorite characters from Hannityland" and asgard's most recent postings like at 1:47 in the morning. Maybe we should start a blog for the insomniacs. You go to bed after the 11:00 News, you're lying there thinking then you have to go wee-wee, you go back, maybe you have to go again and some more time goes by and then you dare to look at your electric clock and it's like this huge face of Orson Welles floating in your room with that deep resonant voice proclaiming "2:45 AM"...had this happen once, I had trouble with the sleep one night and it must have been half past 3 or so and I finally, finally felt myself going under and the cat jumps on my head! damn those felines, get me a broken-down dog with one purple eye any day.
ReplyDeleteThe convention...you know something I don't know Beth?
ReplyDeletepay off Gary Coleman to say he's his love child?
ReplyDeleteBTW I'm at that place again, no stalkers yet though ("It's not you I want, it's your computer"). Maybe they're at some other library today bothering somebody else, guess the porn is all the same after a while and they've evolved into these delightful creatures. Love the ones who try to get back on after you reserved their station (payback's a bitch) and the big bold red letters RESERVED are staring them in the face and they still try to get back on ("must be a glitch or something, let me ask the librarian").
ReplyDeleteYo Beth, wha'happened?? You're not at the library are you?
ReplyDeleteSorry Z, I had to leave, had an early meeting today.
ReplyDeleteDo less people go to the library in the winter to use the computer? Is that really why you like winter better?
I think roughly the same amount of people go but the library hours are expanded back to normal. You'd rather go through the endless dog days of August than some cold blasts of winter? Spring is what summer should be, unless I'm in a pool or at the beach I have no use for summer.
ReplyDeleteI actually try to find beauty in all the seasons, but when it comes to aggravations associated with seasons, winter seems to have more of them, imo. I do like Christmas though, so all is not bad about the winter!
ReplyDeleteWell I think the air is much cleaner in winter and you can see the stars better for starters. If it ain't a severe winter I'll take it over a relentlessly stifling summer any day. I actually prefer spring and fall to any of them.
ReplyDeleteLess allergies in winter, but then there are the problems with the air quality indoors getting bad since everything is closed up tight.
ReplyDeletePluses and minuses for each...
You can't get struck by lightning in winter.
ReplyDelete...I'll give you the yellow snow.
ReplyDeleteCan't get frostbite in summer.
ReplyDeletebut I thought global warming took care of that.
ReplyDeleteNope, they call it climate change now, so they can blame us for hot, cold, windy, snowy, dry, hurricanes, you name it, we're at fault.
ReplyDeleteOnly here can we get OT (Off-Topic) for so long and not get banned. Pull up a chair, the coffee's still hot and I think I have some leftover Entenmann's.
ReplyDeleteWe do have some very nice conversations here, off and on topic.
ReplyDeleteNow that coffee sounds like a nice idea....
& the best part is Lee can listen in and can't do a damn thing about it!
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