Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Conservatives secretly in love with the demigod

Seems the topic du jour this morning on the talk shows is Peggy Noonan's column in the Wall Street Journal basically saying what any good Democrat would say, that Sarah Palin is not ready to be the Chief Executive and that this reflects poorly on McCain's judgement. This former Reagan speechwriter must have had an erotic dream about Bam and you know what they say, when you dream about someone you really want that person. If Salvador Dali were alive today a classic going for many millions would be a surreal image of Bam arising out of the ocean with his giant magic phallus bestowing peace and love and brotherhood upon the whole world.

Other big or I should say overrated story is Colin Powell's endorsement of Bam. I used to work with this young liberal Puerto Rican guy from the Bronx, one of those political junkies but on the other side, might as well be blogging for the Daily Kos so anyway we're rapping one day and I throw out that I thought Republicans have done more for African-Americans in general like putting them in key spots and I brought up Colin Powell and Condi Rice and he goes "yeah, those are house niggers." He might as well have said Scatman Crothers and Corey should be janitors at the White House (W: "Corey, throw another log on the fire"). It's kind of Life's Little Ironies that a few liberals I have encountered in my day-to-day travels are far more likely to use the N-word to sprinkle their speech than us racist conservatives, because they're liberals who are for all the right programs to help blacks down through the years they carry around in their wallet next to their Sam's Club membership card and their TGIF pass a License to Use the N-Word to be renewed every three years. Now I have a diverse workplace and he'd walk around all day referring to just people in general as "these niggers and I went to the mall the other day" and his general tally for n-wording might be 10-15X a day, I kid you not, and he'd freely verbalize in front of our black co-workers as well but it was accepted. Me? if I so much as used the word "niggardly" as in "the honchos are being very niggardly with their budget this year" it'd be "Z, come to the office NOW!" and there'd be no "please" qualifier or "when you get a chance." Well anyway Colin Powell was never a conservative in the first place and I've always found him vaguely annoying, his sense of his own self-importance ("I am about to pronouce"). He reminds me of a manager at work who won't always say HI to you in the men's room, he 's better than you, he knows it, you know it, he's on the computer in his office and you walk through and go "how 'bout that game last night" and he doesn't respond.

3 comments:

  1. I've blogged about this before but it goes like this. Liberals have been so liberal over the years, helping minorities in their view to get a leg up through affirmative action programs and such, they've fought for gay rights as far as they can currently take it etc. etc. that they can let their hair down. Everyone knows their liberal bona fides, it's universally accepted by now so they go into that metaphorical bar and it's like the bartender goes "you can relax now, you're among friends" and so you're much more likely to hear a liberal rather than a conservative use the N-word (in order to take the sting out of the word of course)or make a gay joke. This lib co-worker of mine for instance, now he's a hardcore Dem and hates Republicans but he has a pocketful of some quite funny gay jokes, he tells 'em and people laugh including other liberals. Mel Gibson has a history of telling gay jokes and it's

    OMG!!!

    it's a pathological deviancy so he really should become a liberal first before throwing these cocktail crowd-amusers out there. (Z is chock full of theories, it's called the Mapping of Life and helps explain things better like the infamous double standard and even triple standards, different rules for liberals and conservatives).

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  2. no it's true who gets to tell the jokes. there's a bunch of gay men in a pool and some white stuff floats by and one of 'em goes "ok, who farted?" let's see rush or sean pull this one off and still have a job the next day.

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  3. ...ummm, Hannity would be spitting chickens the next day and Rush would be working the grill at Popeye's.

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