I have a question. Now ghosts can do all sorts of nifty things, shake a hanging coffee cup for 20 minutes when there's no breeze in the kitchen, rap on the wall, turns lights on, move your glass of water you left on your nightstand, give off smells of which you don't know the origin of (perfume and pipe smoke are common ones), sit on the edge of your bed when you're dozing off, communicate to you in dreams, the list is as long as there are ghosts but I have as yet to hear of a practical case of a friendly ghost popping up your car door lock because you left your keys in your car.
BTW I'm not afraid of dead people, I'm afraid of live people.
I dunno, ever lose something, say your prayer to St. Anthony and then you find it in a place you knew you looked before??
ReplyDeleteI wonder what St. Anthony gets paid for doing this.
ReplyDeleteWhatever it is, it's not enough!
ReplyDeletebtw, you may be afraid of dead people who are going to be voting for Obama!!
ReplyDeletei have a question. if god forbid mom should pass away can i still watch the porn? i'd feel kind of uneasy about it, know what i'm sayin'? say she wants to visit me and say hi and goes thru my bedroom door and i'm yanking my chain. guess it's better to get all the porn i can in now, bummer later on.
ReplyDeleteDon't sweat it, Pete, what can she do to you then? Beside haunt you, of course.
ReplyDeleteYou have a point there Beth. Didya hear about the case where a guy's mother passed away and her own son kept her in the freezer for about five years so he could collect her social security? I mean I know times are hard but...
ReplyDeleteI think in pete's case dear old Mom might keep hitting the EJECT button. The Dad spirit would probably prefer to see his son with an actual girl. You got me thinking with the ACORN thing Beth, can the dead put Bam over the top in a close election?
ReplyDeleteIf lots of dead people are from Ohio or Pennsylvania, I'd say it could make a big difference. If they are from New York, probably not.
ReplyDeleteLOL on the Mom and Dad spirit comments, probably dead on (pun intended!)
Very possible Z-Man, do you know how many dead people there are? I wouldn't put anything past the leftards.
ReplyDeleteI think it's kind of nice of liberals to open up voting for the dead. Have they ever been polled yet?
ReplyDeletemaybe some will roll over in their graves when they see who they vote for in their name.
ReplyDeleteto the porno guy: mom may not know or care when shes dead, your bigger issue is that God sees all and knows all, in your case, that's a big bummer...
Drove a van for a flower shop in the Bronx once. The bulk of his business was weddings and funerals, I think more funerals than weddings. Before that I drove for a wholesale flower place and had to go to a funeral home in Mt. Kisco once, couldn't find anyone around to help me, where do I drop these off so I'm walking through a couple rooms, he can't help me, where the hell is everybody? Never understood how any bright young guy or gal with his whole life ahead of him takes up the Mortuary Arts but rumor has it they don't get lucky that much the necro-bastards!
ReplyDeleteAs the old joke goes, people are dying to use the services of the Mortuary (in real terms, they are never at a loss for business, I think they're pretty smart, if you can handle the work!)
ReplyDeletemy uncle is a mortician you piece of shit!
ReplyDeleteAs my tagline over at Hannityland once said "I was never into the whole wake scene." A person can die the most tragic death, get run over by a beer truck let's say and people go "yeah yeah that's terrible" but in the end they're more worried about the cold-cut platter, can't mourn on an empty stomach. I was at a wake not that long ago and the people in the other wakeroom were really whooping it up, sounded like a party, guy must've been a real bastard. How come whenever somebody dies before their time people will always say of them "he lit up a room when he entered it" or "he'd do anything for you." Yeah, he still owes me 20 bucks.
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