You may have heard. A branch of the ACLU has come out for Sen. Larry Craig, not so much in his denial but that toilet sex is protected, as long as the door is closed, gosh, people have "a reasonable expectation of privacy." So you have the runs or the cramps or your kid ain't feelin' too well,
gotta wait buddy
there's constitutionally protected activities going on in them thar stalls, you can put a cork in it and read a newspaper, they'll probably be done in a couple minutes anyway,
must be a penumbra of a penumbra or emantion from Roe, ah the spirit of Blackmun!
next "protected" activity, masturbating in public on a park bench as long as you use a newspaper or magazine ya f****n prude ya! the guy had a stressful day at work.
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