I'm surprised nobody has brought this up, that Sean and Rush may be running a prostitution ring to bring down high-ranking Democrats. No crack whores they, they have names straight out of some Harlequin tale or Gothic romance, nothing but the best for our Governors and Judges and Senators. Dig deep my friends, dig deep
THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE
Rush and Sean didn't put a gun to the governor's head, he still did the deed.
ReplyDeleteThe whole thing was concocted at Sean's nice house on the Sound, on a bright sunny day he and Rush kicked back in their hammocks with their Coronas, Rush wetting the tip of his fine Cohiba before lighting it with his elephant lighter, they knew Eliot's penchant. Hey look, the gal's a lib anyway. Her two friends, bandmembers, were on the Today show this morning telling how she gives the homeless her leftover food when she eats out, I mean how could the kinkster even resist? Brilliant and cruel, brilliantly cruel.
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Somehow we have to, nay we must, find a way to fit Josette into her official name...let's see where should it go? I think between Alexandra and Dupree would be just fine.
ReplyDeleteWho can they use to put Hillary in a compromising position? Ellen Degeneres?
ReplyDeleteAt last count porn star Jenna Jameson had roughly a million friends on her MySpace page, Dupree's gonna give her a run for her money but the guys out there are going to have to bravely confront their bosses with demands for sharp cost-of-living increases, the gal don't come cheap.
ReplyDeletenaughty Beth, very naughty.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure Sean and Rush can come up with something though, taking Rush's yacht out and going for those monster blues definitely clears the head.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what got into me, sorry.
ReplyDeleteI must admit that I got sticker shock when I heard what they charge, I had no idea.
Wonders what they did to him, put him in a diaper, spanked him with a studded ping-pong paddle, hung him upside down from a chandelier?
ReplyDelete...champagne cognac the whole time while listening to an Andrea Bocelli aria...
ReplyDeleteOh goodness, I don't think I even want to know!
ReplyDeleteThe National Enquirer will get at it. You know what with her deeds for the homeless and all I like her alot better than I like him.
ReplyDeletePut it another way, I think she's redeemable. Him? I'm not so sure.
ReplyDeleteLike someone at Dd2's place said, she'll end up doing Playboy and getting the book deal, I don't know if she is redeemable but she'll come out okay through it all.
ReplyDeleteIt's like I know someone who was watching this talk show once and they had on some famous porn queen and she's like how could she do that but then the star mentioned that she has like 10 or 20 cats she takes care of and she was like she ain't so bad after all, lol. It's so hard to judge, the complete picture is always more interesting and compelling anyway.
ReplyDeleteSadly you're probably right Beth, I hear Penthouse has already approached her but then again maybe she'll avoid this route and do the straight interview with Matt Lauer or Diane Sawyer. Sure she'll get paid for it, yeah you're probably right, I just like him less is all.
ReplyDeleteWith good reason, Z.
ReplyDeleteYou know since he never apparently tried to be faithful and honor his vows, in the Catholic Church this would be serious and valid grounds for an annulment even with such a long-term marriage, an annulment meaning a true marriage never even existed in the first place.
ReplyDeleteI believe the criteria here is even known as "emotional immaturity", that's an understatement.
ReplyDeleteDrat! they took down her MySpace page.
ReplyDeleteFrom the reviews I'm hearing she probably would've had a definite shot on American Idol.
ReplyDeleteher sob story on myspace talking smack about her folks abusing her and she was a drug addict and homeless, she be fronting z.
ReplyDeleteYeah man, chicks are crazy. Forced into a life of 'ho-dom, yeah right.
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