Saturday, March 01, 2008

Trouble in Paradise

What if Adam and Eve had never sinned? there would be no disease and death, be fruitful and multiply and so replenish the Earth but would God eventually have to come down and set limits? birth control people, you're all bumping into each other, a kind of Genesis conundrum.

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  1. ...like did the early offspring of Adam & Eve have incest with each other to propagate the race? People have often brought this up to me. Someone also told me that products of incest often develop mental disorders, it wasn't a political statement just a comment on the unnaturalness of it all, but doesn't affect my pro-life views. As should be amply evident by now Masturbate covers every subject and angle under the sun with occasional forays into politics to keep it current. Social commentary like why do celebrity stalkers keep getting off? Well there's a strong anti-celeb bias in this country right now and lotsa folks don't want to see some celeb who would never go out with a plumber or taxi driver put some poor shlub away for a year...

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  2. There are lots of questions about the Adam/Eve story and how did all the different nationalities begin from two people.

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  3. Anyway, it seems impossible to think of us getting to 2008 A.D. without anyone sinning along the way, doesn't it?

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  4. Of course if Adam & Eve had never sinned and the world got too crowded then maybe God would provide shuttles to Heaven or someplace to reduce overcrowding and let others have children of their own...

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  5. You see how far off into FantasyWorld I am willing to venture to get my mind off Hillary or Obama vs. McCain? Beth, what are your thoughts on Methuselah, how did people back then live so long, like to 500?

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  6. Oh my I don't blame you for trying to get your mind of the new Axis of Evil (McCain/Hillary/Obama).

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  7. Last time we tried a little solipsism action, you know Hillary doesn't really exist, we hated an illusion all these years,

    maya - illusion maya - illusion

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  8. the new Axis of Evil (McCain/Hillary/Obama

    a political menage a trois if you will with Obama, as you said, being even more liberal than Hillary, it's gonna be one of them but I think Hill would not be a one-term president. If she gets in we're looking at 8 loooong years, McCain 4 tops before he starts hawking Viagra.

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  9. I wish I could pretend other things didn't exist sometimes.

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  10. Like bad bosses. Had an uncle once, he made a major personal decision in his life to never work for anyone else, he'd be his own boss and so he took up landscaping and became very successful at it. Had a vision and stuck with it and seemed happier than alot of people. This is where your hot dog wagon action comes into play, I'd bet dollars to doughnuts it's far less stressful than being a hedge-fund manager.

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  11. Money certainly does not buy happiness.

    DD2 doesn't like it when I use cliches but sometimes they are true.

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  12. Money certainly does not buy happiness.

    Like they've gotten on my case a few times at work over the years if I didn't want to stay late or put in some ot if somebody called out, they practically have to twist my arm but I never got being so ga-ga over a few extra hours, not gonna get me a Ferrari or even a new 'fridge, I'd rather be doing something else. A little too much obsession with money imo.

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