Tuesday, May 26, 2009
I've always found Colin Powell mildy irritating
You don't hate him, he's more like that smug neighbor of yours with the slightest wisp of an arrogant self-confident air, he has a 'tude going and it ain't in your favor. He's morally superior, he knows it, you know it and the mailman knows it. In fact before forming an opinion he feels you need to consult him if only to tell you where you're wrong. You're on your porch happily puffing away on your fine $6.50 cigar that you bought at Mom's, it's not a celebratory cigar by any stretch since your life sucks but anyway he passes on the sidewalk, doesn't say anything, continues on his way to get something out of the trunk of his Hummer but was that just the hint of a pissy expression as he waved his hand away at that fine Honduran aroma, some kind of body gesture lingo about your habit? He's the more powerful version of the poor man's Kennedy and he's lecturing you on what's wrong with your party. It ain't moderate see? You need to grow yourself beyond your base and stop listening to the dictates of the right-wing element. Usually this pretty much ONLY means you object to fetal parts backing up the plumbing system of some abortion clinic although it could mean immigration and gun-control too but it MOSTLY refers to the A-word. He says Rush is an entertainer and the GOP needs another spokesman. I agree but not for the same reasons. It's not his conservatism just that the GOP needs someone besides some rich well-fed guy in a golf shirt with the little alligator logo puffing on an expensive cigar who lives in a mansion. Don't get me wrong, he can stay, he's more than welcome but him and Cheney? get real!! Anyway he still says he's a happy GOPer whatever that means. Col looks like some guy you'd work with, you tell him a joke and he doesn't smile and just walks away, you may as well have sneezed and he goes to Corey "is Aisle 8 all packed out yet?" You see him rapping with Chris Rock and he kinda smiles as Chris calls him a house nigger but YOU? you ain't cool, you're part of the problem, you're a social-con. Fact Condi kinda feels the same way about you......sorry the guy kinda just gets under my skin.
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guns/gun control,
immigration,
politics,
pro-choice,
pro-life,
race
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I used to have a lot of repsect for Powell until he decided that to support someone for president based on the color of his skin, which is a racist thing to do.
ReplyDeleteYa heard Beth? They found trace amounts of cocaine in Red Bull.
ReplyDeleteFor real?
ReplyDeleteYeah but Red Bull says not to worry. Hell as we've learned the past year there are trace amounts of all kinds of drugs in the water we drink so what's the difference? You might get an erection but be depressed about it.
ReplyDeleteYou sure you're not really a stand-up comic?
ReplyDeleteWell maybe I should be. At least I wouldn't have this groin pull I've suffered through the last few weeks from pulling roast beefs out of the oven and lifting one too many chicken boxes.
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